Wait, so are you actually engaged?
Well there is nothing like filing paperwork with the US government to make things official and we did that in July of 2018.
Is the venue indoors or outside?
It’s both and on a roof.
(Hannah has been know to objectify men from the top of Brooklyn rooftops so gird your loins and prepare your nips!)
Can I bring a guest?
Significant others are welcome, complete randoms not so much but if you feel strongly about it send us a message when you RSVP.
Are children Welcome?
Yes, just give us a heads up and be warned they may be corrupted by the sight of Pete dancing and taxidermy.
Are there other wedding events?
Nothing official but we’ll be around in New York the week of and are happy to show you our haunts or go to a Yankees game with you.
Who has the best butt?
Jeff Manocchio.
Why Peter and not Pete?
Cause of these schmucks -
and these ones
(but at least Pete isn’t named Pete Dick).
Can Pete have a TV in the toilet?
No but Hannah will allow a toilet iPad.
Vegemitini?
Yes please!
2 ounces Tanqueray gin
.50 ounce sweet vermouth
1 teaspoon bianco vermouth
1 teaspoon vegemite brine (bitters, olive brine and vegemite mixed together)
Stir over ice and enjoy.
Will you ever not live with your parents or John Tully Gordon?
That is yet to be seen.
Is Hannah changing her name?
We’re going full Handmaid’s Tale and Hannah will be know as Ofpete after 19/7/19.
Can you taxidermy a Human?
No. But it won’t stop Hannah trying when Pete eventually dies.
Who sends more dog pictures Hannah or Pete?
Pete.
Every. Single. Day.
But Hannah sends Pete bald cats often.
I’m an Alien.
I’m a legal alien.
Do you have a registry?
We both feel super uncomfortable with the whole thing and don’t expect any gifts other than your dancing feet at our party but also recognise that we are likely to get gifts from people which is very lovely and kind and we dearly appreciate it.
Anyway there’s a link up top.
And there is a special registry that you will get a prize for finding hidden in this website somewhere.
